It’s that time again to assess the things that make Americans feel grateful enough to take a moment and reflect on why we’re glad we’re more like the people who sailed to this country and not like the bird Ben Franklin wanted to make our national symbol.
The annual “Turkeys and Pilgrims column” today recognizes some of the highs and lows of 2013 as we prepare to settle into football and shopping, followed by more football and shopping this Thanksgiving weekend.
While there was great competition for this year’s list, some clear contenders emerged.
First for our 2013 turkeys:
1. The mayor of Toronto. Admittedly a cocaine user, he has openly shoved down a female city official and shown disturbing signs that the face of the fourth largest city on the continent should step aside. Like the Royal Mounties, Toronto voters may always get their man. Let’s hope they get him out of office.
2. Anthony Weiner. The former congressman was caught using his cellphone for purposes other than communicating his viewpoint. Even after he was exposed exposing himself, he continued to run for New York mayor, thinking New Yorkers were grown up enough to deal with it. He was right. They ousted him in the primary.
3. Congress. After the latest “Let’s play chicken with the credit rating of the country and well-being of thousands of federal employees” fiasco, expect incumbents by the scores to be sent packing in 2014. If Gallup ever has ratings below zero for public confidence, it will happen with this bunch.
4. Separatist Coloradans. Yes, a chunk of Colorado voted in the recent election to create their own state. When some voters don’t get their way, this is what should happen? Coloradans, please Google American Civil War, keyword “Confederacy.”
5. Tony Bennett. Indiana’s former state school superintendent resigned after ethics concerns in Indiana that are being resolved as we pass the stuffing.